Hello! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Seth......REALLY! I'm serious! Sigh, alright let me explain.
Last night, I met a smoking hot woman at a local bar. She was alluring. Her hourglass figure hidden beneath a purple, skin tight mini skirt exposing her long, sexy legs. Thick, flowing blonde hair framed an angelic face oozing with lust. We locked eyes and she had me in hypnotized. Long story short we ended up in the back seat of my convertible (I know it's cliched beyond belief, but bear with me). As we let our raging libidos take control, she sunk her teeth into my neck.
"OW!" I yelled
"Sorry babe, I couldn't resist. Your scent is *sniff*...intoxicating!" she said before looking up. The crystal clear night sky revealing a waxing moon beaming the starlit heavens. She then leaned in and whispered in my ear in a seductive voice "...you will know soon enough." It was then that I became oddly sleepy and before I knew it, I passed out.
When I came to, I was in my bed groggy as all hell wondering what happened last night and how in the world did I make it to my house. I got up and checked my phone to realize that it's 8:45.
"CRAP! I'M LATE! I'm so la...hey a text message!"
"Seth, I had a wonderful time with you last night! I hope I didn't bite too hard ;-) I want to see you tonight. I have something I wanna tell you. A lil secret I'm sure you would want to hear. Lexi XOXOXO"
Immediately I replied back with my address asking her what time should I pick her up.
"Don't worry babe, I'll come to you ;-)"
Confused, I continued my frantic morning routine, jumped in my car and broke damn near every traffic law in order to get to work on time.
8 soul crushing hours later I arrived home exhausted but excited to see Lexi. I showered, changed and tidied up my condo before laying on my leather couch by the window. I sent text after text to Lexi with no response. So I decided to kill some time and watch the boob tube. Flipping through the channels I ran into the local traffic and weather reports that cycle every few minutes. It looked like it was gonna be a nice night weather wise. Cool, a light breeze, perfect conditions for a date I thought to myself. It was then that the weatherman reported that tonight will be a harvest moon.
"Meh" I muttered. It's no lunar eclipse, but still a nice backdrop for a potentially good evening. I decided to look outside for the orange moon. It was there alright, hidden behind a cloud that was slowly passing by. I shrugged and continued to channel surf.
Are you with me still? I hope so because this is where my life would change forever. The cloud passed over the moon as I was suddenly ravaged by tremendous pain. I doubled over and fell to the floor as I groaned and gritted my teeth in agony. My whole body felt like it was being compressed by a vise. It was hard to breathe the pain was that intense. I screamed again as the pain hit my feet causing them to curl. My shoes fell off with relative ease as I saw my feet were smaller and daintier than before. My legs became shorter but somehow longer as my thighs stretched the limit of my pants. The pain stopped briefly as I tried to catch my breath.
"Oh God! What's happening to...MEEEEEEEAHHHHH!"
*CRACK!* *POP* My hips jutted outward as my rear rippled and expanded causing my pants and boxers to rip apart. It was then that I felt a tugging in my crotch.
"Wha...no! NOOOOOO!" I begged as I felt my testicles get sucked up into my abdomen and settle inside. My penis was the next to go in a sickening suction sound forming what I feared was..."A vagina?!?! *gasp* My voice! Why do I sound like a...UGH!" The wind was knocked out of me as my waist contracted. The pressure crawled up to my chest as I felt them swell. I grabbed my expanding chest trying to push them back in when my hands cracked and thinned out becoming delicate as my nails grew out and my arms thinned out. My chest stopped growing becoming what I feared.
"I've...got...BREASTS?!?! What the hell is going...ack!" This was all I can mutter as my face twisted and contorted in pain. I felt my teeth shifting and lips plump up as my features softened. Finally, with an intense pulling sensation, my hair grew out over my shoulders. At last my agony was over! But what damage was done to me? Why did this happen to me? How? I had to find out. I slowly got up and immediately fell back on the couch. I got up again and wobbled a bit before regaining my balance. My bathroom was 20 ft away from where I was standing but my new swaying hips caused me to bump along the walls of the hallway. When I made it to the bathroom and looked into the mirror I was stunned.
"Oh my..." I covered my mouth still not used to my new high pitched voice. She was beautiful. I was beautiful! I ran my hands through my long hair liking how silky and soft it was. I traced the outline of my smooth face admiring its beauty. My trance was broken by a sudden breeze from the window which caused me to look down and realize that I was walking around in the tattered remnants of my dress clothes. I stripped down to my birthday suit gazing at the stunning specimen I have become. I snapped out of it and grabbed my bathrobe hanging from the door and put it on, tying the robe around my slim waist dragging a bit of it on the floor due to my new height. I sat back down and continued to admire my new body until....
*KNOCK* KNOCK*
...to be continued
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